For the love of God, put some clothes on. The locals aren’t impressed by your...– Johnny Vagabond on Travelers Who Really Piss Me Off: Miss ‘Look at my Titties’
I sometimes dig about for inspiration as much as the person next to me, but sometimes life serves up some very fortunate people who pass us in our lives, for long periods as well as extremely short periods, just to give our daily dose of inspiration. Last week at work, a little old lady sat waiting in the lobby for 5 hours in the afternoon after making the trip up the coast to Sydney with her son...
The act of impressing, kindness, honesty and all of its similar contours are sought in interest of ourselves, not just who we influence. People crave to be acknowledged, to be heard, seen and endorsed. It’s a prologue to our aching compulsion to execute a deed deemed worthy enough of our existence. And this is why we seek soul mates - life partners, for they are our contemporaneous half,...
The very act of writing assumes, to begin with, that someone cares to hear what...– Tobias Wolff (via thewickofmemory)
Date a girl who takes photographs.
kistykreme: By Claiie Esmile April 5, 2011 Date a girl who takes photographs. Date a girl whose favorite sound is the click-click of the shutter as it closes and opens to capture a memory. Date a girl who sees the wonder in the simplest things. Date a girl who looks at the world and wonders how to put a little of herself in it. You might find her in the park, lost behind her lens, the world a...
One must never own up to a fart in public. That is the unwritten law, the single...– Paul Auster, The Brooklyn Follies (via medorthophobic) Genius. Hypothetical of the day - when you fart in the lift and there’s only you and someone else, course of action will always to be to look at them in disgust and refute any responsibility for producing anything remotely close to fecal...
The new season of Masterchef just kicked off last night and they’re already plating up some ridiculous dishes! Not to mention Adriano Zumbo being the first guest to appear on the new season. Can’t wait!
It’s worth remembering that Osama Bin Laden knew perfectly well that his motley...– IlyaGerner this is the motherfucking truth that will not be discussed over the coming days. (via l3fan-o-rama)